Why does it seem so easy when you’re watching the tutorial then when you go to do it it turns into a disaster? 🛠️
Here are 10 of the best and funniest quotes from Ricky of Trailer Park Boys:
- “Get two birds stoned at once.”
(Ricky’s infamous take on the phrase “kill two birds with one stone.”) - “I’m not a pessimist; I’m an optometrist.”
(Ricky confidently confusing professions yet again.) - “Why don’t you go eat a bowl of [BLEEP] soup, you [BLEEP]!”
(Ricky’s unique way of expressing frustration—with extra seasoning.) - “That’s about as useless as a poopy-flavored lollipop.”
(Ricky’s creative analogies never fail to amaze.) - “I’m not giving her an engagement ring. I’m giving her an onion ring. It’s better.”
(Ricky’s romantic priorities are on point.) - “A link is only as long as your longest strong chain.”
(Ricky’s philosophical wisdom, slightly scrambled but oddly profound.) - “Cops don’t like it when you use their radios to talk about wrestling and [BLEEP].”
(Ricky explaining why he got in trouble—classic Ricky logic.) - “I think my brain is out of order. Like, my brain is in some other part of my body or something.”
(When the struggle of thinking becomes too much for Ricky.) - “I don’t need Google. I got Julian.”
(Ricky’s unwavering confidence in Julian’s “knowledge.”) - “Why the [BLEEP] would I go to school to learn about the past? I live in the [BLEEP] present.”
(Ricky’s timeless dismissal of history class.)
Ricky’s unique blend of accidental wisdom, mangled idioms, and sheer obliviousness is what makes him one of the funniest characters on the show!